Im here at walmart does anybody want anything



i was thinking maybe something that i could buy with 10 dollars

  Jul 9th : 342764


people who exercise in order to get rid of period cramps are the ones surviving the apocalypse. 

(Source: luceum)

  Jul 9th : 416649


”free wifi”


”please ask a member of staff for details”


(Source: 69696969696969420)

  Jul 9th : 482543


i hate the word fandom so much shut the fuck stop turning things into fandom. i saw a post today about “the bedroom fandom” no it’s fucking interior design. sometimes people are interested in interior design. it is not a fandom. shut the fuck up i hate this website. 

  Jul 9th : 190450


i see you driving round town with the url i love and im like fuck you

(Source: virginsacrificer)

  Jul 8th : 125513


for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

  Jul 6th : 228790
“Before asking someone out, just hint for a while. Maybe ask them if they like you and try to meet up with them as many times as you can before you actually ask them out. Then, if the signs are good, just go for it straight out. If it fails there are plenty more fish in the sea!”
Niall’s dating advice (x)

(Source: nihora)

  Jul 4th : 1423


Shoutout to the females that compliment each other, that jealousy shit dead

(Source: titty-messiah)

  Jul 3rd : 168849


liking someone’s selfie takes two seconds and it boosts their self esteem by 203948204

(Source: lloveyou)

  Jul 3rd : 508348


Do u ever look at someone and you’re like how

  Jul 3rd : 581887